fringe benefit of SezWho
Occasionally, people take the time to comment on this blog which is always welcome.
However, the vast majority of comments however are not so thinly veiled advertisements by spammers. Unfortunately, due to recent problems with Spam Karma, I have had to revert to Akismet to block this torrent of pharmaceutical, financial, pornographic and vacuum cleaner spam.
This means I have a few more comments held in moderation for judgement. The family convene every night with a cup of Horlicks to sit in judgement on the assorted comments. Norma kindy takes the minutes and Norman Junior twitters the whole event (live).
The 'Comment Approval Board' recently approved a comment from a heavy metal fan. We took care to follow Akismet's advice and checked the link which purported that 'Heavy Metal is our life'.
Approving this was not an easy choice but hey, this is a broad church and everyone is welcome.
When I subsequently happened to scan the SezWho profile of the author (a man with the unusual name of 'HeavyGod'), I found to my horror, that he (or a program) had left the identical comment on multiple blogs.
'Really good and really interesting post. I expect (and other readers maybe :)) new useful posts from you! Good luck and successes in blogging!'
The clues were all there. Commenting on a recent post sandwiched between other valid comments, a gmail address, the double use of 'really', the smiley, the compliment that I naively fell for. Hook, line and sinker.
I had been tricked. By a heavy metal fan. Oh the eternal shame.
that was the week that was
After a detailed, comprehensive 'root and branch' inspection, the English FA have discovered that the organisation bears no resemblence to a national Football Association and is, in fact, a Christmas tree - a mid-range Norwegian pine (non-drop) to be precise. MS Explorer is listing badly. Passengers have been advised to disembark and board Mozilla Firefox instead. Croatia may have beaten England twice twice in the qualifying campaign but never mind. At least the marvellous Ing-er-land fans booed their national anthem to motivate their players and the singer improvised an amusing change to the verse. Applications for annual leave during the summer of 2008 are now open again and overtime is no longer required for policemen and riot squads in Austria and Switzerland.a brush with the Met
Last night at approximately 18:12, I turned right onto the A4 (Great West Road) heading in an easterly direction towards Chiswick when I noticed a white police van behind me with flashing headlights and blue light spinning. The police van pulled out to overtake me, then suddenly pulled back into my lane and pulled up to a halt to assist a broken down vehicle which had hazard lights on and was stationary in the nearside lane. I now had to pull out to overtake the police van. The driver of the police van kindly wound down his window and waved me on my way of an apology for cutting me up with no warning. Then I noticed a two car shunt on the other carriageway that was causing havoc with Westbound traffic on one of London's main routes out of the city. Thankfully, the eastbound A4 was virtually clear so I carried on. I remarked to Norma-Jean how brilliant it was for the kindly policeman to stop and help out the driver of broken down vehicle on a dark, cold night. I told her the Metropolitan Police do a superb job under difficult conditions and should be praised not continually criticised. Then I saw the same police van screaming up behind me with the blue and white lights flashing. With the innocence of youth, Norma Jean asked: 'Dad - he's not flashing at us, is he ?' I reassured my young daughter 'Oh no - he has just noticed the accident of the other side and is trying to get there as quick as he can so he needs to get to the next roundabout to turn around. Either that or they're late for their tea.' Only he wasn't attending the accident on the other carriageway. He was pulling me over. My heart sank. I told Norma the Metropolitan Police were a corrupt organisation, filled with officious police officers, convicting innocent people, while letting guilty criminals roam free and the Met Police are always picking on innocent, law abiding drivers and she should never, ever trust them. Time for quick thinking. I turn the radio off (Kiss FM - Norma Jeane's choice not mine) and ask Norma Jeane to wind the window down as we prepare for an encounter with the Metropolitan Police. And so it begins... 'Good evening, Sir' 'Listen mate, enough of the pleasantries. I'm in a hurry. What the hell have you stopped me for ? Shouldn't you be out catching murderers ?' No, no, only joking. 'Good evening officer.' 'I don't know if you're aware, Sir but I have stopped you because you just jumped a red traffic light back there.' 'What do you mean ? It was amber and I was stuck in no-man's land so I had to proceed. Anyway, this is London not a country village.' No, no, only joking. 'Yes I know, officer. I'm really sorry about that.' 'There were three vehicles that jumped the red light. Every single one of you illegally jumped the red light and not one of you noticed the police van sitting behind you waiting patiently at the red light.' 'Yeah well - if that underpowered transit had got any acceleration, you could have come through behind us too.' No, no, only joking. 'Yes I know, officer, I'm really sorry.' '...and when I attempted to stop you, you then proceeded to drive away.' 'Yes I know, officer, I'm really sorry. I genuinely thought you were attending to that two car shunt back there.' 'Yes. Well I wasn't. It's just a good job you stopped this time. Barry wanted to activate the loudspeaker system and I'm sure you, or your lovely daughter, wouldn't have wanted that, would you, Sir ?' 'Yes I know, officer, I'm really sorry.' 'Listen to me, Sir. We have already had three deaths on the roads in London tonight so we are just asking people to drive carefully.' 'I see officer. I will certainly drive more carefully now.' 'OK. I've warned the other two drivers so now I am warning you. Please drive carefully, Sir. Good-night.' And with that, the flashing lights were turned off, Barry sighed with disappointment and he departed, content to let me off with a warning. Which was just as well as I am currently on six penalty points for two separate speeding offences both incurred in Watford. Understandable really though. You're so relieved to get away from that awful town, you do tend to put your foot down.comparison of coComment, co.comments and commentful
I subscribe to multiple blogs (163 to be precise) and Google Reader makes tracking all of those sites trivial. Reader's keyboard shortcuts mean scanning for new content and reading blog articles is also easy and quick. Occasionally, I also leave comments on a much smaller subset of those blogs in addition to blogs I may encounter but may not necessarily subscribe to. After posting your comment, it is imperative to be able to follow any subsequent discussions in case someone violently (dis)agrees with you or simply to hear other people's viewpoint on the same subject. So how do you track all those insightful, witty comments you have contributed during your travels on the blogosphere ? How do you monitor all those interesting conversations, heated discussions and outright flame wars that you haven't necessarily contributed to but are still interested in ? The primeval solution is to bookmark and subsequently revisit every single blog article you have commented on and, err, scan for any new comments. However, this isn't a very efficient solution and you may find you have no time left for reading the blogs (or holding down the day job) let alone leaving comments. Another possibility is to subscribe to the comments feed for all the blogs you comment on. However, this may be overkill as you may only be interested in certain articles of interest or articles where you posted a comment. For example, some articles on popular, high volume blogs (Scoble, ProBlogger) may receive over a hundred comments but I am only interested in tracking comments on a relatively small number of posts. Some blogs offer 'Subscribe to comments via email' but this is not universally available. A deluxe version would enable me to track follow-ups to my specific comments on blog platforms that support threaded comments. My main requirements for comment tracking are:- Easy, quick way to track comments on a blog. Fully automatic if possible and certainly not more than one click.
- Ability to select comment threads to be monitored.
- Ability to stop tracking conversations.
- Must be able to track all blog platforms.
- Automatic notification when comments updated.
- Ability to check for updates manually.
- Visual indicator for threads with updated content.
- Must support RSS feeds to track comment threads.
- RSS feed must include the context (blog, date, comment text and author)
Installation
All three sites require (free) registration and use a Firefox bookmarklet to track comment threads. No additional plug-ins are required on the server.Usage
Each site has a home page displaying tracked conversations.Tracking comments
All three comment tracking services use a Firefox/IE bookmarklet to add a blog post to be tracked. commentful and co.comments display the confirmation message and helpfully disappear. Unfortunately, the coComment window persists and has to be explicitly closed Breaching the one click rule).Notification
coComment provides a Firefox plugin that provides automatic notification in the browser. However, the current version (0.2.3.6) proved unreliable for me using Firefox 2.0.0.8 on Windows XP. In fact, I actually had to explicitly disable the coComment extension in order to add conversations using the bookmarklet. In addition, the plugin broke some Google Analytics functionality. commentful also installs a Firefox notifier (1.7.3) that turns Amber when new comments are available. Clicking on the notifier icon opens a window containing the Watchlist. The notifier only updates every 15 mins so once you have read all new comments, confusingly the notifier doesn't immediately revert to Green (no new comments). Thankfully, co.comments doesn't include a fancy comments notifier. Probably just as well.RSS
Of course, checking a Web page to check on the status of blogs you have commented on is pretty tiresome. Even with the help of a notifier application. What intelligent, lazy people really want is an RSS feed that tells them when important changes have occurred. All three services offer RSS feeds for the monitored conversations.Conclusions
commentful is basic but does the job and will save you time if you merely want to be automatically notified when new comments have been added to a blog post. However, you do have to visit the site to identify and read the new content. coComment is the most feature rich and potentially powerful tool but the complexity of the interfaces and wealth of social networking features are slightly overwhelming for my simple requirements. However I will use the RSS Comment Author feed to track my own comments. Once I've worked out why it has stopped working. co.mments - simple and functional. The RSS feed contains precisely the information I need and is updated quickly. This is the tool I am now using (via RSS) to monitor all comment threads of interest.Ask fights back
I don't know whether Ask have changed their agency but I think this advert is a marked improvement on the previous campaign.
Imagine you were a tourist looking to visit London, which site would you choose ?